SANTACON!!!
Pub crawl in Salt Lake City dressed in Santa Suits
If you've never heard of SANTACON then you are in for a wild treat!!! SANTACON is one of the craziest events of the year that is done nationally through the cacophony society group!
This year in SLC Santacon will be on Dec 15th. Starting at 2:00pm. The location times are still TBD.
Every December for the last 14 years, Cacophonous Santas have been visiting cities around the world, engaging in a bit of Santarchy as part of the annual Santacon events.
It all started back in 1994 when several dozen Cheap Suit Santas paid a visit to downtown San Francisco for a night of Kringle Kaos. Things have reached Critical Xmas and Santarchy is now a global phenomenon.
You'd better watch out! Santa's coming to town!
Here is the basic info:
Get a santa suit of any permutation.
Grab your ID and some small bills (credit cards piss EVERYONE off)
Obey the "Four Messes" of Santacon
1-Don't mess with children. This time of year sucks enough for them as it is, no need to make it worse.
2-Don't mess with the cops. You are dressed exactly like me, so messing with the cops may get me in trouble. Get me thrown in jail and I guarantee I will make sure you get cornholed.
3-Don't mess with security. They will call the cops. And you will get cornholed.
4-Don't mess with Santa.
Show up at the designated spot at 2:00pm...location times will be posted so you can always meet up with the Santas later in the day if you think 2:00pm is too early!!
Tell stories about this day for the rest of the year.
Call all other Santas "Santa."
Never wash your Santa suit
repeat.
So get yer Santa suit, yer alibi and a drunkproofing kit (condoms, taxi coupons and a map to your house to hand the taxi driver when you lose the ability so speak, so on) ready.
